[Let's see how long this manages to stay up before I actually update again with anything either useful OR entertaining. {{(Stolen from Kay)}} ]

__Basics
1. DeviantArt Alias: sanges99
2. Real Name: Matthew (by no means "Matt")
3. Birthday: 3/5/81
4. Place of Birth: Nathan Littauer--this explains so much right?
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: Penis-bearer.. wait, not literally
7. Education: A single semester at FM which basically equals squat.
8. Schools you went to: Rainbow Playschool, Kingsboro Elementary, (The Original) Estee Middleschool, GHS, and duh, FM
9. Occupation: Member of the Shoe Crew Squad and semi-retired Zombie Hunter
10. Residence: Above the [new, but just as] squeaky sign
11. Screen Names: yup, I have those.

___Your Appearance
12. Hair Colour: Medium brown w/bizarre, sporadic highlights
13. Hair Length: Encroaching haircut length
14. Eye colour: A blue-green that used to change colors but stopped
15. Best Feature: Eyeballs
16. Height: close-enough to 5' 6"
17. Braces: Nay, but could use some serious reconstruction
18. Glasses: Unfortunately
19. Piercing(s): Two left-eyebrow rings, a handful of earrings & my tongue (it's a... 8ga currently? 6ga? )
20. Tattoos: One bad one, one in the works for two years now--maybe someday, maybe not.
21. Righty or Lefty: --Loosey

___Your 'Firsts'
22. First Best Friend: my "cousin" Jessica I suppose
23. First Award: uhh, art show, gradeschool--I've sucked ever since.
24. First Sport You Joined: T-ball, yes, I played organized sports, scary right?
25. First Pet: Missy, the infamous kitty cat that I "forgot about"
26. First Real Vacation: Rehoboth Beach, Delaware 2004
27. First Concert: GHS Battle of the Bands '97? '96? meh.
28. First Real Love: does Companionship itself count??

___ Favorites
29. Movie: 12 Monkeys? Fight Club? Eternal Sunshine? Chasing Amy?
30. TV Show: BUFFY, but Venture Bros and Dexter aren't far behind.
31. Colour: various shades of Gray
32. Rapper: uh... Will..Smith...?
33. Band: NIN or Stab.West
34. Song Right Now: "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" sung by the Dino
35. Friend: My Computer (when he's not acting like a dirty whore.)
36. Candy: most anything that's PB and/or Dark Chocolate
37. Sport to Play: Tonsil hockey?
38. Restaurant: you can't have a "TBR" without the Taco Bell part.
39. Favorite brand to wear: finding clothes that fit right is wear but I usually do try to buy something that's not falling apart in three months
40. Store: The WM, but it's definitely a love/hate relationship.
41. School Subject: I can't even remember, something Computer oriented I'm sure
42. Animal: why Kitty Cats of course
43. Book: Obsidian Butterfly (by LKH) or Lullaby or Survivor (by Chuck)
44. Magazine: uhhhhhhhh The "RS" I suppose
45. Shoes: comfy, usually Hikers that won't fall apart on me--or come untied randomly -.-

___Currently
46. Feeling: Sick and Tired of being Sick and Tired
47. Single or Taken: somewhat Single, kind of Taken
49. Eating: my own Post-Nap Grogginess
50. Drinking: Nothing but I wish I were
51. Typing: Just this in yet another attempt at delaying the inevitable.
52. Online: Yeah but just as a precautionary measure.
53. Listening To: The neighbor's tv/radio/whatever above my head murmering not-quite-quietly-enough.
54. Thinking About: Xmas, Relationships, Living Conditions annnd whether or not this has become Pneumonia
55. Wanting To: Stop being sick/Get my To-Do's done
56. Watching: My eyes start to close involuntarily
57. Wearing: a little boy's Robe (that's right, I mug small children), some flannel-esque green/white/blue plaid pajama pants, and a random light tan t-shirt that I bought absent-mindedly and only wear for sleeping/bumming-around purposes now.

___Future
58. Want Kids?: Maybe, not likely, but the thought is very much still there
59. Want to be Married: Ultimately, mhm.
60. Careers in Mind: ha.
61. Where do you want to live?: in a semi-surburb-esque area in a decent, cost-efficient house with the appropriate stores and circumstances within easily accessible distances. That's it, honest.
62. Car: Whatever runs and is good in the snow.

___Which is Better With The Opposite Sex
63. Hair colour: something Traditional, anything that's not blonde really.
64. Hair length: just Not Ass-long or Shaved
65. Eye colour: I find myself subconsciously drawn to girls with my old eye colors, weird right?
66. Measurements: Short is almost a prerequisite. Not Waif-thin, nor twice my own weight either.
67. Cute or Sexy: I tend to go for the dorkful-cute, and that tends to lead upto its own brand of exuding sex.
68. Lips or Eyes: Well, if I'm actually kissing them, then it has to be Lips--that thin, disappearing lip thing doesn't work for me.
69. Hugs or Kisses: if Cuddling is considered a form of a Hug, then that.
70. Short or Tall: ShortShortShortShorrrrrrrrt!
71. Easygoing or serious: less-serious than me, but still knows where the line is and when to draw it
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: I never thought of it this way until recently, but I need the Romance to be there.
74. Sensitive or Loud: I'll cold-cock the person that says "Loud"
75. Hook-up or Relationship: The dreaded R-word.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Troublemakers usually tend to have a complete disregard for consequence--funk dat.

___Have you ever
78. Kissed a Stranger: Not that I can think of
79. Had Alcohol: Yup
80. Smoked: Absolutely not
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: Not yet
85. Broken Someones Heart: A handful
86. Broken Up With Someone: Mhm
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
88. Cried At School: Yep

___Do You Believe In
89. God: Not exactly (just like Hertz's competitors!)
90. Miracles: Sort of
91. Love At First sight: Not really
93. Aliens: More than probably
94. Soul Mates: Yes but not in the traditional sense
95. Heaven: See above
96. Hell: Not sure on this one
98. Kissing on The First Date: If that's the way things head
99. Horoscopes: Not "blind" ones, no.

WHAT!!!?! NO 100TH QUESTION!!?!! RIP!!

Just shoot me--shoot me. right in. the face.